Friday, January 1, 2010

New Year's Recap:

B & N: A Lovely Start
Rewind 4 years:
  1. Get blood-clot at 20 from birth control
  2. Stop taking birth control
  3. Proceed to develop adult acne
Fast forward to December 31st, 2009
  1. Start snowing A LOT
  2. Get period
  3. Use special face stuff to cure acne
  4. Have face dry out and peeeeeel
  5. Apply moisturizer to deter peeling
  6. Drive to Long Island after work on New Year's Eve
  7. Have a Spark (Pez flavored energy booze)
  8. Meet approximately 30 people that are all married or in the process of getting married
  9. Get 'the eye' from awkward guy who keeps referring to the dog as his 'New Year's Kiss.'
  10. Obsessively text my bff who tells me her entire family is laughing at me, including her 10 month old niece
  11. Apply moisturizer to deter peeling
  12. Have a Dimetapp flavored Martini (Thanks Teach)
  13. Discuss polka-dot patterns on China and why 'Hell Long Islander's' fiance doesn't approve
  14. Discuss the necessity of a MAN-icure for men before their wedding
  15. Disagree
  16. Apply moisturizer to deter peeling
  17. Have a Hooker
  18. Argue w/ the guy N said I would get into a fist fight with
  19. Wonder whether he'd hit a girl
  20. Apply moisturizer to deter peeling
  21. Commence further hell night in Long Island

In my opinion, this pretty much sums up the night.

Fast forward to 2 PM January 1st, 2010

  1. Wake up on couch
  2. Watch helpless as other people I don't really know wake up
  3. Eat some sort of breakfast
  4. Watcher Cheater's marathon
  5. Wonder why there are only 6 of us in the ample living room and approximately 14 in an unfinished bedroom
  6. Curse cliquey Long Islanders
  7. Head home
  8. Apply moisturizer to deter peeling
  9. Vow to never hang out with said Long Islander's again
  10. Get Fresh Taco in New Haven. mmmmm....
  11. Forget to pick up car
  12. Wash the Long Island off my skin
  13. Apply moisturizer to deter peeling
  14. Crash for the night.

So here's to a better 2010 with way less Long Island influence...unless its the Iced variety.

1 comment:

  1. Glad to see you are still yourself and haven't made any rash New Years Resolutions.
    Love you just the way you are!